A rhyming analysis of the week in fintech, composed using the latest in Artificial Intelligence and Machine Learning technology.
"At present," said a P2P,
"The UK's not the place to be.
Not due to its biggest beasts,
Among which we'd be biggest least.
Not due to its regulations,
Stricter than those in our nation.
Nor because of clarity –
We could disclose with parity."
No, it's reason for not coming here,
As every journo wants to hear,
Is crippling and abject fear
Of, yes, you guessed it:
Fear of Brexit.